Drunken Pirate

Last night was my first college party, an exciting time in anyones life. I love this school and here's why, this is an email from one of my SAs (sort of like an RA):

"In case you haven't heard, all of you are invited.

Anyhow, what are you doing tomorrow night?  Maybe facilitating some
discussions then going to a DRY Harris party?  Now I like dressing up as a
pirate as much as the next guy, but wouldn't you rather be a drunk pirate?

Therefore, in honor of my 20th birthday, there will be over 7 GALLONS of
Tequila, limes, salt, and mixers for tequila sunrises, along with dancing
music on Cowles Loggia starting at 10pm.  All of you and your first-years are
invited to attend.

As much as I enjoy getting everyone drunk I don't really feel like paying for
it on my birthday.  So please bring a couple bucks to help me out. Oh, and
don't forget your shot glasses."

Gotta love that. So things are going good. I'm slowly learning how to get around campus without getting lost and my speakers should come today. sweet.