The Infamous Stash-Mo
I was in the library today, gathering information for my tutorial essay when the most unlikely events happened. Alright so I was on the third which contains periodicals exclusively, I think. So it's not very populated, I rarely see many people there. Right so I go in and who is the first person I see? Stash-mo. Damn. Not only have I never had a conversation with this kid, aside from yelling at him when I was drunk, but I really have never seen him out of class, once again aside from the drunken thing. So I actually conversed with Stash-mo and not surprisingly it is very awkward to talk to the Stash man. Afterwards he continued to mumble to me while I headed off in another direction and who else do I see but Sarah (the Asian variety) also looking for a periodical. Weird. Two people I know. I think the world should end. Then Gabe comes, that kid is my stalker I swear. I saw him on the second and first floors subsequently, then back in the dorm. Weirdo.
1 Comments:
1) Nobody uses the word "periodical" anymore. Using it twice is definitely a risky move. Beware of men in black suits with awesome hats.
2) He wasn't mumbling, he was vocalizing while trying to eat his stash. This just gives the appearance of talking. It's like Mister Ed and the peanut butter.
3) The world already has ended.
4) He is just a general stalker. An equal-opportunity stalker, if you will. It's pretty hard to have a conversation with him without getting the distinct impression that he was looking at you through your window last night.
You can figure out who this is.
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Anonymous, at October 9, 2004 at 2:47 PM
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