Iowan Lesbians

Last night was an adventure. A few friends and I went to party with some bonafide Iowans. Kelsey, one of my floormates lives about an hour and a half away from Grinnell, so she took us to her hood and we partied with country folk.

On the way there, she got ticketed for speeding, however, Max flipped off the cop. By the way, cops do NOT like that.

When the partying commenced I realized how lucky Kelsey is that she turned out normal. Her friends could not be more different from her. They are (for the most part) extremely obnoxious. After the partying, which actually isn't correct terminology because they continued until morning, we slept in a tent with some lesbians. And I'm not talking porn lesbians, I'm talking actual Home Depot lesbians. It was interesting.

In the morning we went to her mom's house to pick up a mini-fridge. I'm pretty sure her mom thinks that we're all the worst people. When we got there we forgot that there were vulgarities written in the dust covering her car. Parents don't like that. Then, her mom found the ticket, also bad.

Overall it was a good experience, but I'm kind of sick now. I need to read.